butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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