I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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