i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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