yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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