How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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