It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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