Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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