You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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