I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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