belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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