Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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