I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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