Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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