Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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