Whod you bang
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you would pick up someone in the library
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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