shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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