But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He felt like a one man threesome
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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