omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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