nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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