i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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