Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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