You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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