you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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