why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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