Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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