when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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