...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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