Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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