i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I need you to use more vowels.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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