i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We left the knife in your bed.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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