Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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