So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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