please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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