Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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