Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Houston, we have a squirter
Be still, my beating vagina.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
