apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So. Much. Porn.
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