i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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