Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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