You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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