Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I stole a fireplace last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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