yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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