Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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