Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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