First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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