Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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