I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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