I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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