We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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