so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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