I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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