Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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