I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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