Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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