He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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