I think I died a long time ago.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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