She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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