I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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