About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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