Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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