other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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