come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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