I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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